That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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