After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
