After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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