i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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