My balls are so social today.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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