yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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