After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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