can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i dont even know how to be here
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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