You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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