Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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