at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So vagazzling was a success
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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