went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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