did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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