redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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