He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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