just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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