What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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