You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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