is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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