therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
