By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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