You work out of a Hotel?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
