I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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