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(740): View more from Ohio

She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.

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(209): View more from California

is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.

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(217): View more from Illinois

He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..

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YOU would be the Freshman Expirence

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(971): View more from Oregon

HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries

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