That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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