is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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