We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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