Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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