He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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