Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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