belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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