have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
