im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
