David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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