I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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