he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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