This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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