i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I still have a little drunk in my system
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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