Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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