I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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