i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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