No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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