Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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