Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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