I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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