Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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