? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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