I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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