can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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