Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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