Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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