doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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