you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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